RT @IndecisiveJones: lost boys: howād the prank on captain hook go?
peter pan: oh you guys are gonna love this HAHA I cut off his hand LOLā¦ 3:17 AM Mar 13th
RT @dadmann_walking: Ya try to be healthy and take fish oil but the pill gets stuck sideways in your throat and tries to kill you!
Tacosā¦ 11:23 AM Feb 18th
RT @jellybnbonanza: I May not have been alive during the moon landing but I ate at the only original Chipotle in Denver in 1992 so Iām downā¦ 11:19 AM Feb 18th
RT @ronnui_: Me: I have a racecar bed.
Date: That isn't as cool as you think it is.
Me: Ok fine it's Honda CR-V bed.
Date: That's still-ā¦ 1:19 AM Feb 18th
RT @aaron_willis: (Overheard in the editorial room...)
Journalist 1: What should we cover? Iran? Volcano? Impeachment?
Journalist 2: Guysā¦ 9:26 PM Jan 14th
RT @climaxximus: me: if the prince truly loved cinderella he would remember her face. he just had a foot fetish and great resources.
guy:ā¦ 9:37 PM Jan 2nd
RT @rshackelford14: I donāt watch that many YouTube videos.. but when I am watching, if your video begins with āwhatās up guysā I immediateā¦ 4:00 AM Dec 6th
RT @Melchett: #Dexcom this is not acceptable. No data and no alerts that thereās no data since just gone midnight. Our daughter dropped toā¦ 3:22 AM Dec 2nd
RT @aaron_willis: Wife: I found a place to donate our unwanted candy to the troops!
Me: What does that mean?
Wife: They package it up andā¦ 2:11 AM Nov 29th
RT @stewteee: My grandma died running the London marathon.
I was going to make a joke about it.
But just Like Grandma I won't be crossingā¦ 12:23 PM Oct 25th
RT @PossiblyDrunk87: I make bad decisions about 98% of the time, but the other 3% of the time I make colossally bad decisions. 12:22 PM Oct 25th
RT @PossiblyDrunk87: Rita from HR: one of the guys said you called him an Idiot.
Me: sounds about right
Rita: why did you call him an idiā¦ 12:14 PM Oct 25th
RT @DustinNickerson: Captain just said to āalways be prepared for unexpected turbulenceā and Iām pretty sure heās talking about life. 2:51 PM Oct 20th
You donāt need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. 2:55 PM Oct 19th
