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RT @ScooterMagruder: RT to fire Jason Garrett
2:41 AM Dec 7th

It’s pretty bad when @TroyAikman is trying as hard as he can not say #jasongarrett needs to be fired. #DALvsCHI
4:21 AM Dec 6th

RT @DemBoyz_News: https://t.co/4QEOAmBXAC
4:08 AM Dec 6th

RT @rshackelford14: I don’t watch that many YouTube videos.. but when I am watching, if your video begins with “what’s up guys” I immediate…
4:00 AM Dec 6th

RT @JoriParys: It’s one thing to get beaten, it’s another to not even be competitive... #DALvsCHI
3:41 AM Dec 6th

If Dax play like this after sleeping on his @sleepnumber bed, he’d better get a fricking @Casper or something!… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1202791483016929280
3:26 AM Dec 6th

RT @DonaldJTrumpJr: In his own words folks... I give you Creepy Joe. This is the Democrat’s front runner🤣 https://t.co/ZvfjUpkQ8A
4:21 PM Dec 4th

RT @MalebCabrey: I’m going to give $1.57 to someone random who retweets this (must be following me so I can dm you if you win)
4:34 AM Dec 3rd

Why hasn’t someone photoshopped a stoner holding an instapot he got for Christmas while looking totally perplexed a… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1201553892091269121
5:29 PM Dec 2nd

Just wondering who this is. Perhaps that was the issue Steve Bullock suspends his presidential campaign https://twitter.com/i/events/1201473924057321472
3:04 PM Dec 2nd

RT @Melchett: #Dexcom this is not acceptable. No data and no alerts that there’s no data since just gone midnight. Our daughter dropped to…
3:22 AM Dec 2nd

RT @realDonaldTrump: https://t.co/11nzKwOCtU
7:00 AM Nov 29th

RT @aaron_willis: Wife: I found a place to donate our unwanted candy to the troops! Me: What does that mean? Wife: They package it up and…
2:11 AM Nov 29th

For those who head out shopping tonight, please be thoughtful of others...and turn your phone to landscape when fil… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1200208924961628162
12:24 AM Nov 29th

📣 New Podcast! "Episode 86 - Mark Turner - British Dudes and Attitudes" on @Spreaker #alien_jalopies… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1199891536609259522
3:23 AM Nov 28th

#oldgregg https://t.co/QbXsOKlLTM
1:48 PM Nov 26th

Gonna tell my kids this was Jason Garrett https://t.co/2SIazisFUS
3:57 AM Nov 25th

RT @AlisunJane: #AdmittedUnderOath nothing https://t.co/14InUh3FzM
12:54 AM Nov 21st

Hey @AOC, if you are concerned about cow farts, does this mean you disavowal Eric Swalwell’s actions from yesterday? #fartgate @benshapiro
8:02 PM Nov 19th

I kind of envy @RepSwalwell in one way. You know how people ask “What’s your most embarrassing moment” and you can… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1196783783346868226
1:34 PM Nov 19th

📣 New Podcast! "Episode 85 - STF Crew - Romey Crashing and Rolling Stone Bashing" on @Spreaker #alien_jalopies… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1192191652049424385
9:26 PM Nov 6th

#EpicFail @CarnivalCruise #towelart https://t.co/stqfld9cbZ
4:40 AM Oct 31st

RT @BunAndLeggings: waiter: how old is he? me: how old for the free kids meal? waiter: 4 me: he's 4 him, 6: wow
12:43 PM Oct 25th

I can’t stop watching this! https://twitter.com/larrykim/status/1187655035129192448
12:30 PM Oct 25th

RT @PossiblyDrunk87: Pretty sure I'm supposed to be rich by now.... is anyone even working on this?
12:25 PM Oct 25th

RT @PossiblyDrunk87: You what the best part of coming back to work after a vacation is? Yeah neither do I.
12:24 PM Oct 25th

RT @stewteee: My grandma died running the London marathon. I was going to make a joke about it. But just Like Grandma I won't be crossing…
12:23 PM Oct 25th

RT @PossiblyDrunk87: I make bad decisions about 98% of the time, but the other 3% of the time I make colossally bad decisions.
12:22 PM Oct 25th

RT @PossiblyDrunk87: Pinkeye #OtherThingsToBobFor
12:17 PM Oct 25th

RT @PossiblyDrunk87: Tuesday would be really unpopular if Monday didn't exist.
12:16 PM Oct 25th

RT @PossiblyDrunk87: Rita from HR: one of the guys said you called him an Idiot. Me: sounds about right Rita: why did you call him an idi…
12:14 PM Oct 25th

RT @PossiblyDrunk87: Normally I prefer to bathe in the blood of my enemies but every once and a while I like to give back https://t.co/BWXZ…
12:14 PM Oct 25th

RT @meghaffer: I used my phone to call someone today, so don't tell me about being pushed outside your comfort zone, Karen.
12:10 PM Oct 25th

RT @LurkAtHomeMom: Me: What's the score, who's winning? Therapist: Ok so that's really not how couples counseling works.
12:07 PM Oct 25th

RT @Llama5x: I’m so excited about the Star Wars movie, but I’m still upset at the franchise for killing off Black Widow.
12:02 PM Oct 25th

RT @Tryptofantastic: them: cbd oil cures anxiety and depression me: *fills bathtub with cbd oil and grabs toaster*
11:58 AM Oct 25th

Wake kids up at 6:30am: Good morning! Love you! Want breakfast? Please start getting ready!....(out the door 7:55)… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1186989410425982976
1:55 PM Oct 23rd

RT @DailyViralPro: When you have bad day.🤪 https://t.co/t7LOP1mcIG
8:39 PM Oct 20th

RT @cctvidiots: Magic. 😁😁 https://t.co/l9v8Dl4Hw5
8:38 PM Oct 20th

RT @cctvidiots: Shouldn’t laugh 😂😂😂 https://t.co/54lvk5O6RZ
8:38 PM Oct 20th

RT @cctvidiots: I done 🤣🤣🤣 https://twitter.com/backlocker/status/1183107922315874305/video/1
8:37 PM Oct 20th

RT @DustinNickerson: Captain just said to “always be prepared for unexpected turbulence” and I’m pretty sure he’s talking about life.
2:51 PM Oct 20th

You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
2:55 PM Oct 19th

📣 New Podcast! "Episode 84 - Justin Tidwell - Rocking Lisps and Swinging Fists" on @Spreaker #alien_jalopies… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1183842070798176262
9:28 PM Oct 14th

RT @rainnwilson: Idiots https://twitter.com/netflix/status/1181682304378212352
1:23 PM Oct 10th

Desperation “I need a word and a quote for my senior page, help please” - Riley Hoyle #yourewelcome https://twitter.com/hoyle_riley/status/1181599491482370049
1:50 PM Oct 9th

RT @ndrew_lawrence: when im in the office and see @JordanUhl walking over to my desk https://t.co/we5GV20qmw
1:34 PM Oct 7th

RT @realDonaldTrump: https://t.co/2TfEyp1dHX
5:44 AM Oct 4th

📣 New Podcast! "Episode 83 - Dusty, The Bare Knuckle Barber - Barbershops and County Fair Flops" on @Spreaker… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1179491977156534272
9:22 PM Oct 2nd

Mike Tyson’s wife: Honey, what do you know about this whistleblower story?… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1179191439156285440
1:28 AM Oct 2nd

📣 New Podcast! "Episode 83 - Dusty, The Bare Knuckle Barber - Barbershops and County Fair Flops" on @Spreaker… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1179144791298318336
10:23 PM Oct 1st

RT @alliespruell11: @theSTFamous https://twitter.com/ApplePodcasts/status/1178673284428308480
9:10 PM Oct 1st

Hey guys, if you hear your wife exclaim “THAT TRICK!!!” while scrolling Facebook...she ain’t looking at a magician’… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1175741610761555969
1:00 PM Sep 22nd