RT @IndecisiveJones: lost boys: how’d the prank on captain hook go?
peter pan: oh you guys are gonna love this HAHA I cut off his hand LOL… 3:17 AM Mar 13th
RT @dadmann_walking: Ya try to be healthy and take fish oil but the pill gets stuck sideways in your throat and tries to kill you!
Tacos… 11:23 AM Feb 18th
RT @jellybnbonanza: I May not have been alive during the moon landing but I ate at the only original Chipotle in Denver in 1992 so I’m down… 11:19 AM Feb 18th
RT @ronnui_: Me: I have a racecar bed.
Date: That isn't as cool as you think it is.
Me: Ok fine it's Honda CR-V bed.
Date: That's still-… 1:19 AM Feb 18th
RT @aaron_willis: (Overheard in the editorial room...)
Journalist 1: What should we cover? Iran? Volcano? Impeachment?
Journalist 2: Guys… 9:26 PM Jan 14th
RT @climaxximus: me: if the prince truly loved cinderella he would remember her face. he just had a foot fetish and great resources.
guy:… 9:37 PM Jan 2nd
RT @rshackelford14: I don’t watch that many YouTube videos.. but when I am watching, if your video begins with “what’s up guys” I immediate… 4:00 AM Dec 6th
RT @Melchett: #Dexcom this is not acceptable. No data and no alerts that there’s no data since just gone midnight. Our daughter dropped to… 3:22 AM Dec 2nd
RT @aaron_willis: Wife: I found a place to donate our unwanted candy to the troops!
Me: What does that mean?
Wife: They package it up and… 2:11 AM Nov 29th
RT @stewteee: My grandma died running the London marathon.
I was going to make a joke about it.
But just Like Grandma I won't be crossing… 12:23 PM Oct 25th
RT @PossiblyDrunk87: I make bad decisions about 98% of the time, but the other 3% of the time I make colossally bad decisions. 12:22 PM Oct 25th
RT @PossiblyDrunk87: Rita from HR: one of the guys said you called him an Idiot.
Me: sounds about right
Rita: why did you call him an idi… 12:14 PM Oct 25th
